Who we are
Our website address is: http://thebottles.band. We’re the guys in the band.
What personal data we collect and why we collect it
Comments
We don’t use comments on this web site, so we don’t collect any information from them.
Media
If you upload images to the website, which you can’t, you should avoid uploading images with embedded location data (EXIF GPS) included. Visitors to the website can download and extract any location data from images on the website.
Contact forms
We read your message and answer you unless you want to tell us how to increase our web site traffic or the size of our penis.
Cookies
If you leave a comment on our site you may opt-in to saving your name, email address and website in cookies. These are for your convenience so that you do not have to fill in your details again when you leave another comment. These cookies will last for one year.
If you have an account and you log in to this site, we will set a temporary cookie to determine if your browser accepts cookies. This cookie contains no personal data and is discarded when you close your browser.
When you log in, we will also set up several cookies to save your login information and your screen display choices. Login cookies last for two days, and screen options cookies last for a year. If you select “Remember Me”, your login will persist for two weeks. If you log out of your account, the login cookies will be removed.
If you edit or publish an article, an additional cookie will be saved in your browser. This cookie includes no personal data and simply indicates the post ID of the article you just edited. It expires after 1 day.
Embedded content from other websites
Articles on this site may include embedded content (e.g. videos, images, articles, etc.). Embedded content from other websites behaves in the exact same way as if the visitor has visited the other website.
These websites may collect data about you, use cookies, embed additional third-party tracking, and monitor your interaction with that embedded content, including tracking your interaction with the embedded content if you have an account and are logged in to that website.
Analytics
We’re using the WP Statistics plugin and have enabled GeoID to see where people are coming from.
Who we share your data with
Nobody. There’s a 1% chance we’ll look at it ourselves.
How long we retain your data
If you leave a comment, the comment and its metadata are retained indefinitely. This is so we can recognize and approve any follow-up comments automatically instead of holding them in a moderation queue.
For users that register on our website (if any), we also store the personal information they provide in their user profile. All users can see, edit, or delete their personal information at any time (except they cannot change their username). Website administrators can also see and edit that information.
What rights you have over your data
If you have an account on this site, or have left comments, you can request to receive an exported file of the personal data we hold about you, including any data you have provided to us. You can also request that we erase any personal data we hold about you. This does not include any data we are obliged to keep for administrative, legal, or security purposes.
Where we send your data
Visitor comments may be checked through an automated spam detection service.
Your contact information
Phil’s the guy who volunteered for this. Don’t bother him. But legally, we’ve got to put it here in case those assholes who go from site to site looking for one that doesn’t have one and suing them.
Phil Newton
Keuslinstr.6
80798 München
Email: info@english-is-easy.com
Additional information
How we protect your data
We don’t really do anything as there’s nothing much to protect, we just hope the site doesn’t
What data breach procedures we have in place
Panic!
What third parties we receive data from
We don’t get invited to parties much anymore. The WP Statistics module counts in this category I believe.
What automated decision making and/or profiling we do with user data
Nothing automated, we just like to look and see if anyone from Sri Lanka or Togo has visited the site accidentally.
Industry regulatory disclosure requirements
They’re lip syncing! (Not really)